Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Alexis Neiers ARRESTED For Possession Of Black Tar Heroin!

Color us SHOCKED!
Pretty Wild reality starlet Alexis Neiers has pretty much gone and effed herself after being arrested this morning for being in possession of black tar heroin!
Yeah. Seriously. As if she didn't dodge a bullet during the Bling Ring debacle!
According to sources, Neiers never checked in for probation after her July jail [...]


Maybe Royal Wedding fever just hasn't hit the majority of the masses!

Despite Kate Middleton and Prince William's engagement being the cover story of People, Us Weekly, Star and OK! magazines, their sales were much lower than anticipated!

While People sold 1.3 to 1.4 million copies, Star only got 430,000, Us Weekly 620,000, and OK! 300,000 sales!

OK! Editor-In-Chief Richard Spencer explains:

"There were great predictions on how huge it was going to be, but it didn't happen."

Give it time, we say! The world needs to see more Kate before the fever sets in, and April is still months away!

We guess we just got struck down with it early! And we're certainly not complaining!

LOVE royal weddings!

[Image via WENN.]

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